The Grinch

And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so?  It came without ribbons.  It came without tags.  It came without packages, boxes or bags.  And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore.  Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.  What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.  What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.  ~Dr. Seuss

Memory Test

MEMORY TEST!

 

This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. It will help if you are over 60! This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! When you forward this to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line & let them know your score.                                  Good luck

 

 

1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?

 

A. Flintstones vitamins

B. The Buttmaster

C. Spaghetti

D. Wonder Bread

E. Orange Juice

F. Milk

G. Cod Liver Oil

 

2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...

 

A. Sugar Ray Robinson

B. Roy Orbison

C. Gene Autry

D. Rudolph Valentino

E. Fabian

F. Mickey Mantle

G. Cassius Clay

 

3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...

 

A. It's you

B. He is us

C. It's the Grinch

D. He wasn't home

E. He's really me an

F. We quit

G. He surrendered

 

4. Good night David.

 

A. Good nigh Chet

B. Sleep well

C. Good night Irene

D. Good night Gracie

E. See you later alligator

F. Until tomorrow

G. Good night Steve

 

5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...

 

A. When you use Tide

B. When you lose your crayons

C. When you clean your tub

D. If you paint the room blue

E. If you buy a soft water tank

F. When you use Lady Clairol

G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

 

6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend...

 

A. Stuart Whitman

B. Randolph Scott

C. Steve Reeves

D. Maynard G. Krebbs

E. Corky B. Dork

F. Dave the Whale

G. Zippy Zoo

 

7. Liar, liar...

 

A. You're a liar

B. Your nose is growing

C. Pants on fire

D. Join the choir

E. Jump up higher

F. On the wire

G. I'm telling Mom

 

8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and..

 

A. Wheaties

B. Lois Lane

C. TV ratings

D. World peace

E. Red tights

F. The American way

G. News headlines

 

9. Hey kids! What time is it?

 

A. It's time for Yogi Bear

B. It's time to do your homework

C. It's Howdy Doody Time

D. It's Time for Romper Room

E. It's bedtime

F. The Mighty Mouse Hour

G. Scoopy Doo Time

 

10. Lions and tigers and bears...

 

A. Yikes

B. Oh no

C. Gee whiz

D. I'm scared

E. Oh my

F. Help! Help!

G. Let's run

 

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...

 

A. Over 40

B. Wearing a uniform

C. Carrying a briefcase

D. Over 30

E. You don't know

F. Who says, 'Trust me'

G. Who eats tofu

 

12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...

 

A. Troy Aikman

B. Kenny Stabler

C. Joe Namath

D. Roger Stauback

E. Joe Montana

F. Steve Young

G. John Elway

 

13. Brylcream...

A. Smear it on

B. You'll smell great

C. Tame that cowlick

D. Grease ball heaven

E. It's a dream

F. We're your team

G. A little dab'll do ya

 

14. I found my thrill..

 

A. In Blueberry muffins

B. With my man, Bill

C. Down at the mill

D. Over the windowsill

E. With thyme and dill

F. Too late to enjoy

G. On Blueberry Hill

 

15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...

 

A. Clark Gable

B. Mary Martin

C. Doris Day

D. Errol Flynn

E. Sally Fields

F. Jim Carey

G. Jay Leno

 

16. Name the Beatles...

 

A. John, Steve, George, Ringo

B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe

C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo

D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo

E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo

F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel

G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

 

17. I wonder, wonder, who..

 

A. Who ate the leftovers?

B. Who did the laundry?

C. Was it you?

D. Who wrote the book of love?

E. Who I am?

F. Passed the test?

G. Knocked on the door?

 

18. I'm strong to the finish...

 

A. Cause I eats my broccoli

B. Cause I eats me spinach

C. Cause I lift weights

D. Cause I'm the hero

E. And don't you forget it

F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me

G. To outlast Bruto

 

19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...

 

A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera

B. Smile, you're on Star Search

C. Smile, you won the lottery

D. Smile, we're watching you

E. Smile, the world sees you

F. Smile, you're a hit

G. Smile, you're on TV

 

20. What do M & M's do?

 

A. Make your tummy happy

B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket

C. Make you fat

D. Melt your heart

E. Make you popular

F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand

G. Come in colors

 

Below are the right answers:

 

 

 

 

1. D - Wonder Bread 
2. G - Cassius Clay&nbs p;
3. B - He Is Us 
4. A - Good night, Chet 
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent 
6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs 
7. C - Pants On Fire 
8. F - The American Way 
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time 
10. E - Oh My 
11. D - Over 30 
12. C - Joe Namath 
13. G - A little dab'll do ya 
14. G - On Blueberry Hill 
15. B - Mary Martin 
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo 
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love 
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach 
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera 
20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand

The Cactus Cuties sing The National Anthem Old Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKCVS57j284

7 signs you’re still a Girl Scout at Heart

1.  Your favorite color:  kelly green.

2.  You use a bowline knot to tie your son's shoelaced.

3.  You made a killing selling your homeade shortbread cookies door to door.

4.  You dubbed the morning car pool "Kids Troop 7:30."

5.  Afber completing your latest project at work, you asked your boss for a merit badge.

6.  You keep a Swiss Army knife, a book of matches and a few small twigs in your makeup bag.

7.  Always prepared, you have a stash of Thin Mints in the freezer for emotional emergencies.

Alabama Judge

Alabama
Judge

Some of you may be wondering what Judge Roy Moore has been doing since he was removed from the bench for refusing to remove the Ten Commandments from his courtroom wall. Please read the poem he wrote.

The following is a poem written by Judge Roy Moore from Alabama . Judge Moore was sued by the ACLU for displaying the Ten Commandments in his courtroom foyer. He has been stripped of his judgeship and now they are trying to strip his right to practice law in Alabama ! The judge's poem sums it up quite well.

 

America the beautiful,
or so you used to be.
Land of the Pilgrims' pride;
I'm glad they'll never see.

Babies piled in dumpsters,
Abortion on demand,
Oh, sweet land of liberty;
your house is on the sand.

Our children wander aimlessly
poisoned by cocaine
choosing to indulge their lusts,
when God has said abstain

From sea to shining sea,
our Nation turns away
From the teaching of God's love
and a need to always pray

We've kept God in our
temples,how callous we have grown.
When earth is but His footstool,
and Heaven is His throne.

We've voted in a government
that's rotting at the core,
Appointing Godless Judges;
who throw reason out the door,


Too soft to place a k iller
in a well deserved tomb,
But brave enough to kill a baby
before he leaves the womb.

You think that God's not
angry,that our land's a moral slum?
How much longer will He wait
before His judgment comes?

How are we to face our God,
from Whom we cannot hide?
What then is left for us to do,
but stem this evil tide?

If we who are His children,
will humbly turn and pray;
Seek His holy face
and mend our evil way:

Then God will hear from Heaven;
and forgive us of our sins,
He'll heal our sickly land
and those who live within.

But, America the Beautiful,
If you don't - then you will see,
A sad but Holy God
withdraw His hand from Thee.

~~Judge Roy Moore~~

Oprah

Oh my gosh!  This angers me...please see the link below from YouTube.  Not sure how long it will be there - heard it was somewhere else and was pulled from viewing.  Firstly -- GOD IS REAL and he created every single one of us!  Don’t ever question that.  When you do, is when you allow Satan in your life to cause you to sin thru tempting of your flesh and put out that spark that God has lit inside you. 

Watch out for Oprah -- she has so many followers and it’s so sad that people turn to her on how to live life. 

She shouldn’t question God -- one day she WILL stand accountable for turning people away from Him.  Please take 7 minutes to view this link:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JW4LLwkgmqA

~Dayna

Need a laugh?? Ha ha!

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.  The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong.

’I feel terrible,’ ! he explains, ’I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it.’

The blonde says, ’Don’t worry.’ She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, ’What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?’
The blonde turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says...

’Hair Spray -  Restores life to dead hair,  and adds permanent wave.’